what the?

Isto andas mesmo parado.
Eu sѓ passo aqui prai de 2 em 2 ou 3 em 3 dias para ver se alguem apanhou cancro ou algo do genero.

not sure if funny or weird

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You: hey


Stranger: Can I pee on u


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You: and stick the dirty finger up your nose so you can take a good and long smeel on your own shit


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O mais random de sempre!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3eb0Kick6w&feature=plcp

tudo morto

Nos ontem estivemos todos em skype e ate fizemos umas partidas de tb. So faltavas lс tu Afonso.

tava em "biseu" :/

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Bem vou acampar uns dias e volto sexta feira.

Cya

Ri-me tanto!
e sim eu sei que jс esteve no 9gag