I humbly petition to be the temporary head of the discipline division while shook is absent. I swear I won't abuse my powers :>

just anuses

I think we've all been bad and are in need of spankings please get the reference.

You guys are creepy...

I like that.

Oh jisse likes creepy?

I'm can be the creepiest one...

He likes me the best.

Quiet dobby, I have not given you a sock and you are not allowed to speak.

I shall speak to shooky and ask him for godly powers and to beta-test his cool gaem.
Wes, give me the time and place. I will come and punish you with cookies.
Despite being on vacashun.

Before I forget, I want to smite someone.

beta test? shit been out for years, we've played the ass out of the older versions, right now he and chartle are coming up with a boss or smth. also upgrades and missiles kaboom

I am not your elf! and i have my own slightly magic socks. Leave me alone :c

Socks are not allowed to be enchanted, hexed, charmed, or endowed in any way on this campus.

Confiscated.

W-what!? But i just got this back two days ago!

Don't make me hex your feet so you can never wear socks again Dobby. Swear on me mum, I'll fockin do it.