Yeah because its gonna be the story of how i became the simp king

nice man, how many girls have turned you down, i have tried to talk to 100 women and always got shut down in the first 2 sentences with every girl i talked to

ffs guys lol

Uhh I was invite to a group chat full of girls then got kicked out after they saw my face,but its ok I still jerked off

ahahahahahhhahahahha, that is probably why you are the king simp

Nono this is nothing compared to what happened back then

ok, it has been 5 posts, pls tell me your story

Once upon a time a I slipped in the yard and during the fall my face fell into a pair of big breasts.The girl wanted to know what am i doing.I just casually said that I fell down and ended up in the valley! She screamed and said I was a pervert but I still felt comfortable on his breasts,then accidentally fucked her.After that I got famous and every girl refuses me for unknown reasons.

Man, i have actually never met someone that is more of a simp then me till today, i thought this day would't come but it did..

That girl was my first one and that teeth was my last one :C