You will never find out.
Like Facade said: I'm a shadow. But we're going off-topic. I suggest you post a picture of yourself wearing a shoelace as a necklace.
David, I figured you'd like this, so I put it here.
Whoops, happened to accidentally make this. David, I figured you'd like this, so I put it here.Show TWO UMBRELLAS IS AN OUTRAGE.