Toribash
Originally Posted by Promote View Post
So your cut and uncut? Denied.

Hey Jay, remember when you applied for TGS and got denied?
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Originally Posted by iKarma View Post
Absolute Territory or nothing at all? Fuck her right in the pussy

since you don't understand the question you can consider yourself denied


rotated the app format
Last edited by millie; Apr 9, 2015 at 06:16 PM.

yeah, answer every question

Do you submit to our plans for complete and total galactic domination:
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being an interstellar tyrant:
Past experience on the battlefield:
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be:
Express your feelings about [TGS] in the form of a poem:
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon:
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC):
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets or speaking to the waiters at PF Changs:
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it:
Is it dobbys fault:
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):
Are you a wizard:
Size of your wand:
Element of choice:
If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:
Describe your magical abilities:
Hair color:
Does the carpet match the drapes:
Describe your non-magical abilities:
Preferred choice of wand lubricant:
Previous magical guilds:
Previous non-magical guilds:
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc):
Cocaine or Crack Cocaine:
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, College of Winterhold etc):
What is your experience on the battlefield:
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be:
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement:
Are you skilled in potion making:
How often do you polish your staff
Cut or Uncut:
Absolute Territory or nothing at all:
White Cotton or Pink and Frilly:
Whips or Paddles:
Hot Wax or Leashes:
Spit or Swallow:
Did you study in the art of Orkology:
Favorite wizard:
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread:
Where does the magic happen:
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like:
Is it dobbys fault:
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan:

Do you submit to our plans for complete and total galactic domination: yes
Do you fully understand the inner mechanics of being an interstellar tyrant: yes
Past experience on the battlefield: Fighting Ganondorf
If you were to become one of us, what would your first order of business be: activity
Express your feelings about [TGS] in the form of a poem: Team Girl Scouts with Team Girl Sprouts
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon: "Fourscore and fifty years ago our mothers brought forth on this continent a new statue, conceived in liberty and confidence to the proposition that all women are created fair. Now we are in engaged in a great Wizard war, testing whether that statue or any statue so confident women can long endure. We are meant to get a great Wizard war."
Do you have any form of communication tools, It's critical that we're able to contact each other in case of sudden intergalactic warfare and or birthdays(Skype, Steam, ETC): Skype is jay.robloxking
Do you speak any foreign languages that could possibly come in use when conquering other planets or speaking to the waiters at PF Changs: No
Our war machines tend to get a tad rusty, do you have a preferred choice of lubricant and if you do how thoroughly do you apply it: Land
Is it dobbys fault: No
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): 5
Are you a wizard: Yes
Size of your wand: 5
Element of choice: Fire
If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:
Describe your magical abilities: My magical ability is to use my wand and spin in circles, then I use my nuts to shoot fire
Hair color: black
Does the carpet match the drapes: yes
Describe your non-magical abilities: farting
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: lotion
Previous magical guilds: Water
Previous non-magical guilds: burping
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): Elven
Cocaine or Crack Cocaine: Cocaine
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, College of Winterhold etc): Hogwarts
What is your experience on the battlefield: Shooting
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: Micah
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement: yes
Are you skilled in potion making: yes
How often do you polish your staff: very
Cut or Uncut: Uncut
Absolute Territory or nothing at all: Absolute Territory
White Cotton or Pink and Frilly: Pink and Frilly
Whips or Paddles: Paddles
Hot Wax or Leashes: Hot Wax
Spit or Swallow: Spit
Did you study in the art of Orkology: yes
Favorite wizard: Merlin
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread: "Of the wizards, by the wizards, for the wizards, shall not perish from the bread"
Where does the magic happen: Africa
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: motion of the potion
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: Nope
Is it dobbys fault: No
Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan: Porn, Computers, Deez nuts, recycle bin, and phones
Originally Posted by Promote View Post
Rewrite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon: "Fourscore and fifty years ago our mothers brought forth on this continent a new statue, conceived in liberty and confidence to the proposition that all women are created fair. Now we are in engaged in a great Wizard war, testing whether that statue or any statue so confident women can long endure. We are meant to get a great Wizard war."

Is it dobbys fault: No

Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years): 5

If you encountered a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:

Cocaine or Crack Cocaine: Cocaine

Spit or Swallow: Spit

Did you study in the art of Orkology: yes

Where does the magic happen: Africa

Is it dobbys fault: No

Name 5 things that are not Jackie Chan: Porn, Computers, Deez nuts, recycle bin, and phone
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wrong

HEY HEY HEY, WHERE IS THE P_B-Twist with a John cena Action figure ?
ORKO YOU GIANT CUNT , WHY ? what have i done to deserve this ? is this the end ? yes !?, there is fucking nouou way you could delete that FUCKING SHIT
I DONT CARE HOW , PUT IT BACK IN
FUCK THIS SHIT
Last edited by Jaker; Apr 9, 2015 at 07:48 PM.
Originally Posted by Jaker View Post
HEY HEY HEY, WHERE IS THE P_B-Twist with a John cena Action figure ?
ORKO YOU GIANT CUNT , WHY ? what have i done to deserve this ? is this the end ? yes !?, there is fucking nouou way you could delete that FUCKING SHIT
I DONT CARE HOW , PUT IT BACK IN
FUCK THIS SHIT

CHANEY PUT THAT SHIT BACK IN YOU BIG COAGULATED GRAVY HOT DOG BUN BASTARD!
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