Drink milk and eat bananas. I did that when I ate a ghost pepper, it saved my life.

Buying stuff is over-rated. Borrow stuff for a couple years and give it back in perfect condition. Better idea.
I still have my friends Gamecube controller from 6 years ago, I'll be returning it soon.

Better idea. Get somebody else to buy it for you. Guilt and stuffs.

Or, y'know. Borrow and never return.

It's like stealing. But with permission.

I have yet to come across someone who will willingly let me steal from them.

but anyways yea if you have a flaming butthole eating more hot chilies will definitely help you in your time of need.

fight fire with fire, manly shit.

Better yet, hold a match under it to REALLY fight fire with fire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting
So apparently there's a wiki page about lighting farts.
Who would have known.

Also, I have 7 subscribers on Youtubs. I feel cool, not sure why.

Also, stealing with permission or getting people to buy me stuff is how I own like, all of what I own.
Except my speakers which got stolen, I paid for those.

I have like 12 haha nerd eat it loser.

I WILL SHIT ON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FACES

also hi guys i'm back temporarily

Didn't really have much free time on the excursion, and what little i did have was either spent gaming or socializing. I reckon the next week will be a lot like that as well. The worst part is the "not much free time" part, because it's an awesome bunch of people i'm studying with. c:

Why? What purpose does this serve?

Scatology.

I would link something, but I'd probably get banned.