Toribash
Name : Texasaboy
Age : 12
Timezone : CT
Belt : Brown
Forum : Active
Previous clans : -Lazers
Talents : Chess, Minecraft
Why do you want to join : I like chess very much and this is a chess clan and I think you guys are very nice.
How can we benefit you as a member : Ill try to be in all clan wars
Nah. Feel free to gain more experience and apply later if you feel like you can.
[18:19] <@Noah> we penetrate every orifice with corndogs
Application: yes
Name: 5brickbomzh
Age: keeping private
Timezone (GMT): keeping private
Belt: orange, but I've got 75% wins. That's way more than about every custom belt out there. I'm playing quick aikido.
Overall Forum/Ingame/IRC Activity: depends on mood, overally it's mediocre
Previous clans: none
Talents: none
Why you want to join us: Everybody needs a place to get started, so I wish to join your noob clan and climb the ladder to join better clans later.
How we can benefit from you as a member: as from other members you already have. I bet you don't (for example) benefit in money, etc. But the members is what makes the clan and keeps it alive, so I can be a part of your clan and work as a piece of it.

Oh, I can participate in clan wars or make events, if you give me TC to be used that way. (I don't have enough tc myself)
YOUR NOOB CLAN.

NOOB CLAN

Auto rejected. Don't post here, don't even look here.

Fawk yew, naoa goo yew feeget, plesh et lookd liek yew gat banned you noob.

On another note. your w/l ration doesn't prove how YOU'RE SO AMAZING AND WIN 75% OF THE GAMES.

Now run. run to the hill. You have angered me.
[18:19] <@Noah> we penetrate every orifice with corndogs