I'm going to stay clanless (I know i've said that before :U) 'cause I can't really find a place to stick with.

Sup, so I heard i'm clanless again. I should join ORMO.

I bet everyone in my clan would love you if you joined, that could be funny for a day or two, but I doubt it.

I'm gunna stay clanless. I've said that a few times, like I said I was going to quit wibbles. So if anybody sees me wearing a clan tag or something, beat me with a crowbar or something.

Why would I beat you with your crowbar, I have my own crowbar specially for that purpose.

Original text:

"i want more food"

...54 translations later we get:

"Management"

Anyway you should try and eventually join all the clans.

<Alan> Btw, tell oyster Doxa can now have that priv board

Ok, how do I go about that.

Well you have been in three clans during the time I have been in this Org. Just keep doing what you are doing and learn russian.

этот человек правильно!

Actually there is something better than google translator, I just found it today in wibbles.
http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

I LOVE IT HARD

Original text:

"I love it hard"

...10 translations later we get:

"Hard Love"