One day KingRa7en went on a long journey to brave the dreaded place called school. He conquered the land and plundered it for all it was worth. He returned to find his family had moved to a new, better home, in the land of Official Clans. So, KingRa7en set off to join his companions. During his journey, King was walking along the road when he heard a noise coming from the bushes. He went to see what had made this noise, and to his surprise he found several sloths frolicing in a clearing. They looked like they were having a lot of fun, so KingRa7en decided to stop and play for a while. King played with the sloths, they laughed and had lots of fun together. Then the sun went down, King was tired, so he decided to stay with the sloths for the night. The biggest mistake he'd ever made. King woke up, bound and gagged, locked in cell with absolutely no chance of escape. He sat in his cell for what seemed like days until one night, when he had lost all hope of survival, he heard the sound of the cell door, and smelled the stench of a sloth. One by one, the sloths creeped into the cell, locking the door behind him. Unable to resist them, King was raped by the sloths, and left to die. More days past, King lost track of time. Unwilling to live, he accepted his fate, and closed his eyes for the last time...

Then, suddenly, the door was thrown open, there, in the doorway, stood his family, come to rescue him! They untied him, and together they slayed the dreaded sloths. The end.

Precisely.

Wait a second. Was eli not kicked for inactivity?

I honestly hope this clears everything up.

This is not another account. I only have two accounts, this and my alt "ThisIsTimee" (which I rarely use).

I posted this on the Miscellaneous Chat Thread a few days ago. I assumed that all of you read it, because I meant it to be a quasi-news report about my name change.

This post.

Basically:

Timeenator = Trick

I also posted this as a quasi-news report of me breaking 2nd dan. (I hope this clarifies Qubic's statement of Timeenator, which is basically me, being only a black belt.)

This post.

I pm'ed ishi to get a name change (and I also said that I'm a huge fan of his and that I really wanted to have him sign my sigmoid colon). He was alright with the first two things mentioned, but he didn't want to risk being blamed for puncturing the sigmoid colon of one of his fans.

Clarifications such as these should hopefully prevent further incidences of light-hearted fun that inaverdently crosses the line at some point due to certain insensitive statements and whatnot.

I actually thought all of you would be ecstatic about my new name. Instead, I got tons of flack, especially from Zander, of all people.

I take all of it as being one big honest mistake though, and I still love you guys very much.

Also, I changed my avvy to reflect my personalized parody of my favorite Rene Descartes quote, "I think, therefore I am".

Hey Timee, dude I'm really sorry, I had no idea that it was such a sensitive thing. Here in Australia we make jokes like that a lot and I had no clue what other countries standpoints on this subject are. I offer my deepest and most sincere apologies, if I had known it would cause offence there is no way I'd ever have joked about something like that. I hope you can forgive me because you're one of my bestest buddies in the clan and I'd hate to let a careless and insensitive joke like that ruin it. Love you Bro <3

Zan: I lost my hat.

D'aww.

Come 'ere you!
* Timee holds Zander by the hand and pulls him close to himself

...

I think Zander vouched for him.

There's a post on the Absences thread that proves that, but I'm too lazy to post a link to it here.
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That kinda sucks for you de4th, especially since he joined 2 years after you did.

*Zander returns the hug, giving timee a better hug than cheska could ever give <3

I thought Cheska's the only person who could make me do that.

I'm pleasantly surprised.