Originally Posted by War_Elite

I am a Hispanic male.
My first language wasis English.
I am sure suffrage is the the right to vote.
I would go to the Santa Monica beach in LA because I have been there once and I loved it. I would get a hotel close to the beach so I did not have to drive far. do you even know what a conjunction is
I would take my girl friend because she is awesome and she has wanted to go for a long time.
I play soccer, I made the varsity team for my high school while I was a freshmen and have stayed a starter sensesince then.
Just playing this game and soccer.

Originally Posted by gel0

Yo. I'm here to apply.

K, first off, my name is Angelo. Cool name bro. You can also call me gel0, gelo or even gel. I'm 14 years old (just turned 14 on March 8 ). I live in Australia (+11 gmt), but I have a Filipino background. I'm easy-going, fun and friendly, yet I'm mature when needed. My past clans are DaF and Reach. I'm active in the forums, not so much in-game and I just started going on irc (I'm in it right now in #BISH). I know a few of you, but I don't know if you guys know me. Have you read the tutorials/are you familiar with all of IRC? The channels, the commands, the ops/halfops/voices etc?

I also have a good knowledge of in-game and the forums, such as the rules and such. Such as the rules and such? Amagad redundancy, :o. I've been infracted only once (because I kinda spammed in an auction thread). Seems like a pretty basic misdemeanor, okay with me, I just don't like the fact that you put this right after claiming you know the rules. I make textures, mostly heads, but I'm still kinda a beginner. If you would like to see some examples, just tell me. I would like to see some examples. In-game, I specialise in wushu and aikido, and a little bit in Single Player. That's a lot of specialties. I'm a 2nd dan black belt. Neato.

I see that you guys are active and fun and cool to hang out with. You can benefit from me being in this clan, like having a texture maker or an active and fun member. The entire application was about how you being here could benefit us. I'm disappointed by the lack of sexual favors offered too. I admit I spam occasionally, either because I'm bored or that whole thread was already spammed :/ Knowing Reach, that's a given. I'd kind of like to only give you a trial because of this, I'm not sure what your quality of posting would be.

That is the end of my app, hope you guys will consider me in. Every app is considered, we just consider some of them to be very silly. ;o Peace <3

Originally Posted by Yoyo

Hiho, I'm here to apply.
So, I'm yoyo, real name is Pedro, and I'm 12 years old. 12, with a 2 at the end? I live in Portugal, like Tart (He's the one who wanted me here). Expound upon this "wanted me here" bit. My gmt is 0, of course.
I find this a nice clan, I already knew some people from here (Fee, Ed, Tart, Boredpayne, RayA, crux, Tim and Pedant *breaths*), and it is kinda nice to be part of such a big and famous clan. This statement suggests you're already in said "big and famous clan" (oh you asskisser you). I don't really know you either, my only experience with you has been a dickfest in #coding where you were a bit of a jerk. Also the fact that I've never seen you in our IRC kind of makes me raise my eyebrows at your claim that you know all of us. If other clan members are willing to vouch for you, that would be better.
Since I'm a gamemaster now, I'm active ingame, on the forums and on irc.
I'm a 4th dan (Does it really matter?), Yes, it's super important. /makeaface. I don't specialise in any mod. I'm always on the forums and irc. You have to be active ingame to be a gamemaster in the first place. Never seen you in #raid, either.
I've got infracted twice, one for blatant spamming a long time ago in wibbles, and another for insulting a member that also insulted me. Be above the influence man.
Can't access the first one, your more recent one (only two months ago?) below.

Originally Posted by Yoyo's infracted post translated

"Yeah, I figured. (but leaves it up to post to invade if it no longer frills)
And fuck you, but Tryton can be the biggest SOB you ever saw."

Should a 12 year old really be using that vocabulary? How rude.
I don't really feel like benefitting the clan, except for a nice member that's good at coding (hi Pedant). I also don't feel like benefiting this clan, IMO they suck and I should detract from their quality. ?
I don't really like big apps, so here it goes. Shouldn't this be at the start?
Thanks for your time.