You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: are you justin bieber?

You: No, im the guy that molests justin bieber.

You: Every thursday night at 8

Stranger: THANK GOD!

Stranger: samee

Stranger: except i take the 8:01 slot

Stranger: you seem to finish fast

You: O....well thats nice

You: yea yea, ive practiced

Stranger: i last longer so i get the remaining 59mins

You: Awww, lucky

Stranger: + a bonus on a good day

You: How many children do you rape weekly normaly?

Stranger: hmmmm....

Stranger: none

Stranger: just him/her

Stranger: you?

You: about 5-6

Stranger: ok, lovely

You: I keep them in my basment.

Stranger: im starting to think that we're having a serious conversation now

You: We are having a serious conversation, arent we?

Stranger: i use netting - keeps the flys out and it keeps them in place for action

You: I should try that

Stranger: does it sound like it?

You: Yes.

Stranger: soo pedo, are you m/f?

You: M of course, thats the only proper way to be a pedo

Stranger: well there goes my reputation

Stranger: and my hobby

You: Well, you could always get a sex change

Stranger: very true

You: You should ask justin bieber where he got his

Stranger: or i could just grow one...

Stranger: like justin bieber

Stranger: but i think he got his off ebay

You: I keep some in a pickle jar if you wanna borrow em

Stranger: awesome thanks dude

Stranger: sounds great


Thar




He tricked me D:


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