I really should make some sort of thread as to what's generally acceptable as a clannie... but that's impractical since clans have their own admission standards...
Anyway, the one thing i can advise is read the goddamn rule thread each clan has so eloquently set up for your reading... doing so will greatly increase the chances of you getting in.
Also, ashaltaf, as a senior member you represent the toribash community, don't be an ass simply because someone bugs you. As in, leave the poor guy be.