DONE. Replaced the XKCD quote.
The Bahai-Boot - An Ancient move that can even deflect a Chuck Norris.
It is an Ub3r Backflip-Triple Barani-Chicken Dance-Sidestep-590 degree spinning Combo, that leaves the victim dazed and close to unconciousness, and all that is needed is a quick boot to the balls to fuck them up good.