rubmle rocks in blind pick... its so awesome how he does hilarious dmg in mid.... i bought him today had 8 games and won them all without dieyng and with putting out dmg like a madman

Some idiot named Lifelink first-picked Yorick in solo ranked, so I played jungle heimer.

Then this yorick AFKs for 10 minutes because his parents called him, and our Jarvan quits out of rage.

We lost. D:

But then in the next game, I played against this Yorick, and we stomped their team into the ground, because they had a Yorick on their team.

Yorick es number 1 bad.

how long for do hes parents want to talk to a kid jesus... but he sounds bad anyways.. so whatever. lol

since im not level 30.... id like to have an introdution into tiers....

Free blitzcrank week

Looks like I'll be on rift all week

Like character tiers? Elementz list is good.
EDIT: Also, after a couple of games as blitz, I'm fed up. I land my grab most of the time, and what does my lane partner do? Ignore the person I grabbed and farm. :<

Don't know who you're playing with. All my grabs result in my lane partner and me wailing the shit on the target.

Then again, I always make sure I lane with somebody who is good for early ganks and can carry the team through mid to late, like Xin or Annie. And I avoid laning with supports, other than Alistar for the amount of trolling that occurs from grab, punch, slam, headbutt combos under the tower.

Is it just me or do half the people in League of Legends not know how to last hit and always auto-attack to victory? I don't know if it's because I came from Heroes of Newerth but why can't they see the importance of last hitting and -NOT PUSHING PAST- the river when they are soloing.

Hurr durr you just noticed this? I noticed it from level 1. And people still auto hit in my normal elo, which is great for me because I just steal all the creeps and virtually have a solo lane.

The main reason is probably because the HoN tutorial focuses on last hitting while LoL does not, and LoL players have mental disabilities

Agreed.
Even though I'm like 70 wins above losses in normal, PEOPLE STILL PUSH THE LANE.

And when I tell them to stop being idiots, they continue being idiots.

That is why I rarely play champs that can duo, and only champs that jungle/solo
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I've been getting stuck with increasingly stupid people.

Last game I had a jungle amumu who went 0/7/3.
He started with a mana crystal. As jungle amumu. And no health pots.

All of the enemies were pushing to our towers, but he didn't gank ONCE.

Before that game, I have a 0/7/8 xin and a 1/10/8 blitzcrank that blamed it on the jungler, when he was the only one that was positive.

Before that game, I was stuck with someone who lost top tower is 4 (FOUR MINUTES, that's 2 1/2 minutes after minions spawn, 2 minutes after minions even get there, HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN??). Then he proceeded to stick around with 200 hp while a kayle above level 6 was in near him.
Needless to say, he fed the shit out of her

Anyways, I've been increasingly frustrated by all the tards in my games, even going 7/3/1 with a 12 stack mejais on kassadin doesnt do shit in these types of games.
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this isn't counting that premade where Lumee invited some Yorick who couldn't do shit, lost top tower at 6 minutes, tried to 1v1 someone 2 or 3 levels above him, and overall sucked even for a Yorick