/me farts tremendously and blames it on thedog




Get it? Cause when people fart they blame it on the dog....

Smells like my bed.

Smells like my country.

/me grabs huge manga style sword
YOU
SHALL
DIE.

Shit, The Dog went nuts.....

*Sicks grab his magical gun
LETS GET HIM!

/me puts on sunglasses

Biscuits are delicious!!!!

/me ventures into the heat of the battle

*stabs the dog with a bread knife

There, that should do it.

/me hates it when this thread turns into emotes.

Who's ass is that?