Fez, I think he's joking. You just got ripped 7k. Also, get in IRC noob.

You talking to me?

no, i think hes talking to fez

WELL I JUST DON'T KNOW.

sup troll

First submission:

k well, i've been told I can't compete because i'm the leader

Alphy, I want to know, who is judging this? I'd happily judge, but seeing as you made it, it's up to you. I don't know whether or not to invest some time in making one.

We don't have a spam board, so I am putting this here.
Session Start: Sun Jan 10 23:25:25 2010
Session Ident: #Doxa
15[23:25] * Now talking in #Doxa
15[23:25] * Topic is '[[Corey is learning how to work IRC. XD]- Fezch has joined Doxa, Welcome him. | <3 lsl |'
15[23:25] * Set by Corey on Sun Jan 10 23:01:54
14[23:25] <Fezch> WAZZAP
[23:25] <~Corey> ohai
[23:25] <~Corey> annika is back and stuff
[23:25] <annika> fez dude, hi
14[23:26] <Fezch> !halfop
14[23:26] <Fezch> !op
14[23:26] <Fezch> D:
[23:26] <~Corey> !nothing
[23:26] <%lsl> Someone who can troll people without them even knowing, in a single post, derailing the thread and not getting punished.
14[23:26] <Fezch> Hi annika
14[23:26] <Fezch> COrey
14[23:26] <Fezch> Bro
[23:26] <~Corey> lsl: k well that's what i'm trying for.
[23:26] <~Corey> yawat
[23:26] <annika> had a good week fezch ?
14[23:27] <Fezch> HOW COME LSL GETS HOPS AND I DON'T!
14[23:27] <Fezch> GWAR
[23:27] <~Corey> Because lsl knows what he's doing.
14[23:27] <Fezch> Annika: Yes.
[23:27] <%lsl> I AM WORTHY
14[23:27] <Fezch> You?
[23:27] <~Corey> and doesn't have to experiment.
14[23:27] <Fezch> I know what I was doing
14[23:27] <Fezch>
[23:27] <~Corey> No you didn't.
[23:27] <~Corey> You're like
[23:27] <~Corey> what's +m
[23:27] <~Corey> let's see
[23:27] <~Corey> oh how about +c
[23:27] <~Corey> shiit why not?
14[23:27] <Fezch> C WAS AN ACCIDENT
14[23:27] <Fezch> :P
[23:28] <~Corey> I was busy.
[23:28] <~Corey> Slaving away for the clan.
15[23:28] * %lsl puffs up chest
[23:28] <~Corey> Whilst trying to manage caps locking lunatics in here.
[23:28] <%lsl> CAPS LOCKING LUNATICS YOU SAY
[23:28] <~Corey> THOSE GUYS
[23:28] <~Corey> PISS ME OFF DUDE
[23:29] <~Corey> LIKE OMG
[23:29] <%lsl> K
[23:29] <%lsl> :>
[23:29] <~Corey> So guys.
14[23:30] <Fezch> HA
14[23:30] <Fezch> I DON'T CAPS LOCK
[23:30] <~Corey> Hmmm?
14[23:30] <Fezch> I USE SHIFT
14[23:30] <Fezch> :P
[23:30] <~Corey> Your caps are showing.
[23:30] <~Corey> Cover up.
[23:30] <~Corey> :3
[23:30] <%lsl> WELL I USE THE STAR BUTTON ON MY PHONE
14[23:30] <Fezch> WOW
14[23:30] <Fezch> BIG FUCKING MAN
[23:31] <%lsl> YEH
14[23:31] <Fezch> Actually
14[23:31] <Fezch> That's pretty cool
14[23:31] <Fezch> Where do you live?
[23:31] <~Corey> lolwatdoesthathavetodowithcaps
[23:31] <%lsl> 'stralia
14[23:31] <Fezch> Aussie ae?
14[23:31] <Fezch> Nice
[23:31] <%lsl> Mate
[23:31] <%lsl> Yeh
[23:31] <~Corey> MATE
[23:32] <%lsl> GDAY
[23:32] <~Corey> MAAAAAAAAAATE
14[23:32] <Fezch> MAAATE, YOUR DREAMING
[23:32] <%lsl> You know
[23:32] <~Corey> Hmmm?
14[23:32] <Fezch> Aussies
14[23:32] <Fezch> Pure win
[23:32] <%lsl> I think most of us are ridiculous
14[23:32] <Fezch> Yea...
[23:32] <~Corey> How so?
[23:32] <%lsl> Drunken asswipes
[23:33] <%lsl> With no common sense
[23:33] <~Corey> Ok.
[23:33] <~Corey> So, you could always buy me a panda.
14[23:33] <Fezch> Lsl: Can you get messages from New Zealand to your phone?
[23:33] <%lsl> Probably.
[23:33] <~Corey> If by some cruel fate, Doxa imploded, i'd create a clan named Panda.
14[23:33] <Fezch> Like, if I sent a message to my mate over in Aussie, would he recieve it?
[23:33] <%lsl> Epic
15[23:34] * Aspire (danbam04@61066E10.84275779.25ED407.IP) Quit (Quit: )
[23:34] <%lsl> Also, yeah. Probably. I think.
14[23:34] <Fezch> Ahk
[23:34] <~Corey> Ye get out of here punk.
14[23:34] <Fezch> Thanks
[23:34] <~Corey> Aspire is scared of me.
14[23:34] <Fezch> Oh
14[23:34] <Fezch> Big man after he's left
14[23:34] <Fezch> ;P
[23:34] <~Corey> Nah I made him leave.
[23:34] <~Corey> Intimidation.
15[23:34] * lsl sets mode: +v annika
14[23:34] <Fezch> Ahhh
14[23:35] <Fezch> O.O
14[23:35] <Fezch> You bastard
15[23:35] * lsl sets mode: +m
[23:35] <~Corey> OMG
[23:35] <~Corey> OMG
[23:35] <%lsl> So guys
[23:35] <~Corey> WHAT WILL WE EVER DO
[23:35] <~Corey> SHIT
[23:35] <~Corey> +M GUYS
[23:35] <%lsl> How's things?
[23:35] <%lsl> How about you, fez?
15[23:35] * ~Corey pandas.
[23:36] <%lsl> Speak up
15[23:36] * ~Corey rides a Panda into the sunset.
15[23:36] * lsl sets mode: +v Fezch
14[23:36] <+Fezch> I thought you were cool
[23:36] <~Corey> So, Pandas.
14[23:36] * +Fezch cries
[23:36] <~Corey> lsl is a bro
[23:36] <%lsl> I am supreme, i don't need cool.
[23:36] <~Corey> he is actually a panda
[23:36] <~Corey> like
[23:36] <~Corey> actually
14[23:37] <+Fezch> ...
[23:37] <~Corey> ANNIKA WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
14[23:37] <+Fezch> This is...
14[23:37] <+Fezch> Kinda gay
14[23:37] <+Fezch> >.>
14[23:37] <+Fezch> <.<
15[23:37] * ~Corey albino rhinos Annika.
14[23:37] <+Fezch> Corey
[23:37] <%lsl> Some noob failed at highlighting me in #support
[23:37] <+annika> COREY, IM RIGHT HERE
14[23:38] <+Fezch> You called me in here
[23:38] <~Corey> Well shit
14[23:38] <+Fezch> For what?
[23:38] <+annika> albino rhinos me, wut
[23:38] <~Corey> coulda said something
[23:38] <~Corey> Do you know what that is.
[23:38] <~Corey> Fezch: the lulz.
[23:38] <+annika> do i want to
[23:38] <~Corey> ye
14[23:38] <+Fezch> There is no lulz here
[23:38] <~Corey> an albino rhino is a sex move.
[23:38] <~Corey> Fezch: then leave.
[23:38] <+annika> k explain corey
14[23:39] <+Fezch> http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...22&postcount=4
15[23:39] * lsl sets mode: -m
[23:39] <~Corey> An albino rhino is when the woman bends over right, then the dude runs across the room and slams some made vagina.
14[23:39] <+Fezch> HAHAHAHA
14[23:39] <+Fezch> LOLOLOL
[23:39] <%lsl> :o
14[23:39] <+Fezch> Aww fuck
[23:39] <~Corey> like
[23:39] <~Corey> I kid you not.
14[23:39] <+Fezch> I can't stop laughing
[23:39] <+annika> cqtm corey. =]
[23:39] <~Corey> what
[23:40] <~Corey> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=albino+rhino+
[23:40] <+annika> dw fez obviously wants to talk to you about it, ill let him empty his cup
[23:40] <~Corey> bam
14[23:40] <+Fezch> Huh?
14[23:40] <+Fezch> Annika, what?
[23:40] <~Corey> What's a cqtm.
14[23:40] <+Fezch> Yea
[23:40] <+annika> oh, like chuckling quietly to myslef
14[23:41] <+Fezch> Oh
[23:41] <~Corey> orite
[23:41] <~Corey> is that in the urban dictionary?
14[23:41] * +Fezch facepalms
[23:41] <~Corey> lemme see
14[23:41] <+Fezch> BRO
14[23:41] <+Fezch> COREY
14[23:41] <+Fezch> GWAR
14[23:41] <+Fezch> http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...22&postcount=4
14[23:41] <+Fezch> http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...22&postcount=4
14[23:41] <+Fezch> http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...22&postcount=4
14[23:41] <+Fezch> http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...22&postcount=4
14[23:41] <+Fezch> http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...22&postcount=4
14[23:41] <+Fezch> http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...22&postcount=4
14[23:41] <+Fezch> GWAR

[23:41] <~Corey> ye
[23:41] <~Corey> i noticed
14[23:41] <+Fezch> YOU LOOKED?
[23:41] <%lsl> Sharrap spammer
[23:41] <+annika> fez, no, thats silly to do that
14[23:41] <+Fezch> SHADDUP
[23:42] <~Corey> I LOOKED.
14[23:42] <+Fezch> GWAR
14[23:42] <+Fezch> YOU LIKE
14[23:42] <+Fezch>
14[23:42] <+Fezch> DO YA?!?
[23:42] <~Corey> i like
[23:42] <~Corey> what
14[23:42] <+Fezch> GOOD
[23:42] <~Corey> ye
[23:42] <~Corey> nice
14[23:42] <+Fezch> You think I win?
[23:42] <~Corey> I'll make one now.
[23:42] <~Corey> I'm bored.
14[23:42] <+Fezch> D:
[23:42] <~Corey> You're the only competitor so far.
14[23:42] <+Fezch> THE LEADER CAN'T PLAY
14[23:42] <+Fezch> NO FAIR
[23:42] <~Corey> Yeah he can.
14[23:42] <+Fezch> NO
14[23:43] <+Fezch> LEADER JUDGE'S
[23:43] <~Corey> Alphy made the contest, not me.
14[23:43] <+Fezch> GWAR
[23:43] <~Corey> I'll talk to him about it then.
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> ysuagdsghyuastaewasasasasasasasas
14[23:43] <+Fezch> DINGDINGDING
15[23:43] * lsl sets mode: -v Fezch
14[23:43] <Fezch> No
14[23:44] <Fezch> DON'T
14[23:44] <Fezch> AHHHHHHHH
14[23:44] <Fezch> >.>
15[23:44] * %lsl paws ground
14[23:44] <Fezch> <.<
14[23:44] <Fezch> NO
14[23:44] <Fezch> NOT THE ALBINO RHINO
[23:44] <~Corey> i luff the albino rhino
14[23:44] * Fezch runs
[23:44] <~Corey> what an epic sex move.
14[23:44] <Fezch> Ay
14[23:44] <Fezch> Fucking mint
[23:45] <~Corey> I need to find more quirky sex moves.
[23:45] <~Corey> Annika: fuck you.
14[23:45] <Fezch> O.O
[23:45] <+annika> is that a question ?
14[23:45] <Fezch> http://xkcd.com/414/
14[23:46] <Fezch> AWESOME SEX MOVE
[23:46] <~Corey> Annika: no, an attention grabbing statement.
15[23:46] * B0BAH (EvorX@1337-8173DD07.vic.netspace.net.au) has joined #Doxa
14[23:46] <Fezch> Makes you go ding
[23:46] <~Corey> Fezch: i'd go there.
14[23:46] <Fezch> SAme
14[23:46] <Fezch>
14[23:46] <Fezch> BOBAH
14[23:46] <Fezch> Gwar
14[23:46] <Fezch> Oops
14[23:47] <Fezch> B0BAH
[23:47] <%lsl> 0 not O
15[23:47] * lsl sets mode: +v B0BAH
[23:47] <+annika> i guess im just not i a fezch moo, at all. and well, hes being pretty active atm, so im not talking. or ill rage. thats all =]
[23:47] <%lsl>
14[23:47] <Fezch> And fezfez
[23:47] <+B0BAH> wwu
[23:47] <+B0BAH> wut
[23:47] <+B0BAH> what
14[23:47] <Fezch> Annika: I moo?
[23:47] <~Corey> hey fez
[23:47] <~Corey> annika hates you
14[23:47] <Fezch> O.O
14[23:48] <Fezch> Whys?
[23:48] <+annika> mood* sorry, and i certainly do not hate you
14[23:48] <Fezch> O.O
[23:48] <%lsl> Nah, she's just not in the mood for him.
14[23:48] <Fezch> I believe Corey
14[23:48] <Fezch> :O
[23:48] <+annika> im just tired. what because i trolled you twice ?
[23:48] <~Corey> Oh burn.
15[23:48] * lsl sets mode: +v Fezch
14[23:48] <+Fezch> >.>
14[23:48] <+Fezch> <.<
[23:48] <%lsl> PROBATION
[23:48] <~Corey> LIMP LARRY THAT SHIT BRO, LIMP LARRRRYYYYYYY
14[23:48] <+Fezch> PROBATION FTW
[23:49] <~Corey> sex move: a move that consists of a limp penis and you trying to do a girl with it...the limpy larry
[23:49] <~Corey> Girl - Oh no! Boy you ain't bangin me wit dat limpy larry!
[23:49] <%lsl> What
14[23:49] <+Fezch> HAHAHAHAHA
14[23:49] <+Fezch> FUCK BRO
[23:49] <~Corey> oshit i'm loling
14[23:49] <+Fezch> WHERE'S THIS?
[23:49] <~Corey> xD
[23:49] <%lsl> Not possible to stay limp
[23:49] <~Corey> tis
[23:49] <~Corey> i can
14[23:49] <+Fezch> lsl is always hard
[23:49] <%lsl> No
14[23:49] <+Fezch> Yes
[23:49] <%lsl> Yeh
14[23:49] <+Fezch>
[23:50] <+annika> corey, you can ?
[23:50] <~Corey> ye
[23:50] <~Corey> fuck
[23:50] <~Corey> read this bro
14[23:50] <+Fezch> Depends how long hes been going for
[23:50] <%lsl> FUCK A LINK
[23:50] <~Corey> Dwarven Pounding
[23:50] <~Corey> Sex move requiring the male component to hold the female in front of them and, with no assistance from the female, forcibly push and pull her on and off of his fagigglystick/shamalamadingdong/penis.
[23:50] <%lsl> Ahk
14[23:50] <+Fezch> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
[23:50] <%lsl> Cool
14[23:50] <+Fezch> OH FUCK
14[23:50] <+Fezch> THAT IS GOOD SHIT
[23:50] <~Corey> I'm almost crying :'D
14[23:51] <+Fezch> Fagiggly stick
14[23:51] <+Fezch> HAHAHAHAHHA
[23:51] <%lsl> Meanwhile, i'm listening to rihanna ring about being hard
[23:51] <%lsl> Sing
14[23:51] <+Fezch> Rihanna's ring is hard?
[23:51] <%lsl> Fuck
[23:51] <%lsl> My phone
14[23:51] <+Fezch>
14[23:51] <+Fezch> Isn't this costing you?
14[23:52] <+Fezch> ANNIKA
14[23:52] <+Fezch> FUCK
[23:52] <%lsl> Yeah, but like 2 cents an hour
14[23:52] <+Fezch> Woah
14[23:52] <+Fezch> DEAL
[23:52] <+B0BAH> lol Corey
[23:52] <%lsl> Inorite
[23:52] <+annika> fezch: yes?
[23:52] <~Corey> ANNIKA
[23:52] <~Corey> FUCK
[23:52] <%lsl> ME
14[23:52] <+Fezch> Wow
14[23:53] <+Fezch> Annika: Have I done something wrong?
14[23:53] <+Fezch> I feel like you are avoiding me
[23:53] <+annika> corey is that a question ? fezch, no. im just in a mood, really tired ect
[23:54] <~Corey> she hates you
14[23:54] <+Fezch> Then why are you online?
14[23:54] <+Fezch> Go to bed
14[23:54] <+Fezch> Get some rest
[23:54] <%lsl> Annika, it was a command
14[23:54] <+Fezch> You're gonna need it
14[23:54] <+Fezch> After all, Corey is away tomorrow and I have no-one to hang with
[23:55] <%lsl> What
[23:55] <+annika> haha, wana hang out then ?
[23:55] <%lsl> Corey away
[23:55] <~Corey> away
[23:55] <%lsl> Nuu
14[23:55] <+Fezch> Depends
14[23:55] <+Fezch> What would we do?
14[23:55] <+Fezch> Shit
[23:55] <+annika> please
14[23:55] <+Fezch> That was NOT supposed to sound sexual
[23:55] <~Corey> What would we do?
[23:55] <~Corey> Oh
14[23:55] <+Fezch> My bad
[23:55] <~Corey> yea
[23:55] <~Corey> Shit ofc
[23:55] <+annika> i didnt take it that way=]
14[23:56] <+Fezch> I did
[23:56] <+annika> o
14[23:56] <+Fezch> And I wrote it!
[23:56] <%lsl>
[23:56] <~Corey> OMG
[23:56] <+annika> heh
[23:56] <~Corey> HE WANTS IT
14[23:56] <+Fezch> Jeepers
14[23:56] <+Fezch> COREY
[23:56] <+annika> hmm i may retract my offer...
14[23:56] <+Fezch> WHY SO BUTTHURT
[23:56] <~Corey> I'm not butthurt.
[23:56] <~Corey> :v
14[23:56] <+Fezch> UNHAPPY YOU DON'T GET TO JOIN IN?
[23:56] <%lsl> That's it. I'm moving to new zealand one day
[23:56] <+annika> i am, cos your guna be away
14[23:56] <+Fezch> lsl: Good boy
[23:56] <%lsl> And like
[23:56] <~Corey> Fezch: I'm going to see my woman at jayjays.
[23:57] <%lsl> Being awesome with all of you
[23:57] <~Corey> So no, i'm not jealous.
14[23:57] <+Fezch> lsl: Good job
14[23:57] <+Fezch> Corey: Dam
14[23:57] <+Fezch> I forgoty
[23:57] <+annika> corey, you sure shes working ?
14[23:57] <+Fezch> Hey
[23:57] <~Corey> Yeah.
14[23:57] <+Fezch> It will be better for him if she aint
[23:57] <~Corey> Why's that.
14[23:57] <+Fezch> No distractions for her and shit
[23:57] <~Corey> Boryes.
[23:58] <~Corey> *broyes
14[23:58] <+Fezch> You won't have to do her in a shop full of people
[23:58] <~Corey> Inorite.
[23:58] <~Corey> OWAIT
[23:58] <~Corey> CUBICLE
14[23:58] <+Fezch> FUCKING CUBICLE
[23:58] <~Corey> I'll be all like.
14[23:58] <+Fezch> Bro
[23:58] <~Corey> Do my zip up baby.
14[23:58] <+Fezch> You are my god
14[23:58] <+Fezch> But remember
[23:59] <~Corey> Head out tha door?
[23:59] <~Corey> *the
[23:59] <~Corey> or not?
14[23:59] <+Fezch> If you can't fit, just stick her head out the door!
14[23:59] <+Fezch> FUCK
[23:59] <~Corey> yesyesyes
14[23:59] <+Fezch> YOU CUNT
14[23:59] <+Fezch> :P
[23:59] <~Corey> beat you to the punch

[23:59] <~Corey>
14[23:59] <+Fezch> I'm too slow at typing
14[23:59] <+Fezch> FUCK
[23:59] <~Corey> :P
14[23:59] <+Fezch> AGAIN
14[23:59] <+Fezch> Shit bro
[23:59] <~Corey> I spend to much time on the computer.
14[23:59] <+Fezch> She won't mind
14[23:59] <+Fezch> It will mean you have good fingers
14[23:59] <+Fezch> :P
Session Time: Mon Jan 11 00:00:00 2010
[00:00] <~Corey> broya
[00:00] <~Corey> shiiit
[00:00] <~Corey> i'm so nervous
14[00:00] <+Fezch> Hard?
14[00:00] <+Fezch> O
[00:00] <~Corey> xD
14[00:00] <+Fezch> Nervous
14[00:00] <+Fezch> :P
14[00:00] <+Fezch> FUCK
14[00:00] <+Fezch> I SUCK AT TYPING
[00:00] <~Corey> har har
14[00:00] <+Fezch> GWAR
[00:00] <~Corey> i've actually started typing without looking
[00:00] <~Corey> like
[00:00] <~Corey> quickly
[00:00] <~Corey> it's scary
14[00:00] <+Fezch> lsl, bro
14[00:00] <+Fezch> You should come
[00:00] <%lsl> Yeh
14[00:01] <+Fezch> Where in Aussie aere you?
[00:01] <%lsl> I'll tape
[00:01] <~Corey> we'll just come pick you up
14[00:01] <+Fezch> Bro, I'm the camera man
[00:01] <%lsl> A bit out of melbourne
[00:01] <~Corey> in our invisible spaceship of epicsex
[00:01] <%lsl> Kewl
[00:01] <~Corey> annika: GAWD DAMNIT WOMAN
[00:01] <~Corey> WAY TO IDLE
[00:02] <~Corey> !!
14[00:02] <+Fezch> You see, the girls look up while corey is doing them from behind, see my face, and instantly come\
[00:02] <%lsl> O
[00:02] <~Corey> HEY
[00:02] <~Corey> BRO
14[00:02] <+Fezch> Yea
[00:02] <~Corey> I HEARD
14[00:02] <+Fezch> :P
[00:02] <~Corey> IF A CHICK SNEEZES
[00:02] <+annika> corey, im not talking cos your talking about doing a woman, why would i get involved in that ? =]
[00:02] <~Corey> YOU CAN'T PULL OUT
14[00:02] <+Fezch> LOLOLOL
[00:02] <%lsl> D:
[00:02] <~Corey> annika: threesome?
15[00:02] * +annika sighs
[00:03] <~Corey> oh no
[00:03] <~Corey> this kid told me about fingers
14[00:03] <+Fezch> I HEARD, THAT IF YOU COUGH WHILE HOLDING YOUR BALLS, YOU CAN DO SOME DAMAGE
[00:03] <~Corey> xD
[00:03] <~Corey> you cunt
14[00:03] <+Fezch> LOLOLOL
[00:03] <~Corey> hey man
[00:03] <~Corey> i had an idea
14[00:03] <+Fezch> Yo
14[00:03] <+Fezch> Go ahead
[00:03] <~Corey> if you're about to sneeze, grab some other guy by the sack
[00:03] <~Corey> you'll clench your fist
14[00:03] <+Fezch> LOLOLOL
14[00:04] <+Fezch> I thought it was cough
14[00:04] <+Fezch> :P
[00:04] <~Corey> but hey
[00:04] <~Corey> sneezy
[00:04] <~Corey> *sneeze
[00:04] <~Corey> I could cough whenever
[00:04] <~Corey> hey ye
[00:04] <~Corey> portable sack crusher
14[00:04] <+Fezch> :O
14[00:04] <+Fezch> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
14[00:04] <+Fezch> Fucking hell
[00:04] <%lsl> O:
14[00:04] <+Fezch> Who need to cut a tube?
[00:05] <~Corey> what
[00:05] <~Corey> who
[00:05] <~Corey> what
14[00:05] <+Fezch> All you need to stop someone from having kids is to cough with your hand on their balls
[00:05] <%lsl> Ono
[00:05] <%lsl> Keep it away
14[00:05] <+Fezch> And vwala!
[00:05] <+annika> volia
[00:05] <%lsl> Annika, opinion
14[00:05] <+Fezch> Insta boom headshot on sperm
[00:05] <~Corey> voila*
[00:06] <+annika> sorrym yea i made a typo
14[00:06] <+Fezch>
[00:06] <~Corey> Opinion.
[00:06] <~Corey> Ye, gogo.
14[00:06] <+Fezch> This is fun
14[00:06] <+Fezch> Glad I didn't leave
[00:06] <+annika> opinion on which bit ?
[00:06] <~Corey> Everything.
14[00:06] <+Fezch> Portable sack crusher
[00:06] <%lsl> It would be if i were near you
14[00:07] <+Fezch> THAT SOUNDED SO HOMO
[00:07] <%lsl> Wait
14[00:07] <+Fezch> :P
[00:07] <%lsl> Fuck
[00:07] <~Corey> ily now lsl
[00:07] <~Corey> you're the sweetest
14[00:07] <+Fezch> LOLOLOL
14[00:07] <+Fezch> Now your fucked
[00:07] <%lsl> Uhh
[00:07] <+annika> well , hmm im not entirely sure. but i dont think that by placing your hand on someones balls while sneezing will stop them from having offspring :/
[00:07] <~Corey> literally
[00:07] <%lsl> @Annika
[00:07] <+annika> mmmm ?
[00:07] <%lsl> Yeah
14[00:07] <+Fezch> LOLOL
[00:08] <%lsl> I was talking to you
14[00:08] <+Fezch> Hang on
14[00:08] <+Fezch> Fuck
[00:08] <%lsl> So yeah
[00:08] <~Corey> Wait.
[00:08] <~Corey> lsl
[00:08] <~Corey> you were trying to chat up Annika?
14[00:08] <+Fezch> Fucking hell
14[00:08] <+Fezch> Good shit
[00:08] <%lsl> I'M CONFUSED
[00:08] <~Corey> confusion and shit
[00:08] <~Corey> i beat you
14[00:08] <+Fezch> GWAR
[00:08] <+annika> wait what im confused
[00:08] <~Corey> i'm so quick
[00:08] <%lsl> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
14[00:08] <+Fezch> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[00:09] <~Corey> in the pants
[00:09] <~Corey> 3
[00:09] <~Corey> nowait
[00:09] <~Corey> :3
14[00:09] <+Fezch> LOLOL
14[00:09] <+Fezch> Fuck
[00:09] <%lsl> Also, you should see a doctor
14[00:09] <+Fezch> LOL
[00:09] <~Corey> also, some chicks dig that
[00:09] <~Corey> yano
14[00:09] <+Fezch> Aww shit
14[00:09] <+Fezch> Fuck
[00:09] <~Corey> full on like
[00:09] <~Corey> prejac
14[00:09] <+Fezch> This is fucking hilarious
[00:09] <~Corey> it's going quick
[00:09] <~Corey> guys
[00:09] <~Corey> like, this is how mods talk
[00:09] <~Corey> real fast
[00:09] <%lsl> Y U B IMMATURE
[00:09] <~Corey> about topics
14[00:09] <+Fezch> ?
[00:10] <~Corey> lsl: iunno D:
[00:10] <~Corey> halp?
[00:10] <~Corey> nowait
14[00:10] <+Fezch> *premature
[00:10] <~Corey> you mean,
[00:10] <~Corey> ye
[00:10] <~Corey> that
[00:10] <%lsl> Nu, fez
14[00:10] <+Fezch> Yes lsls
14[00:10] <+Fezch> Shit
14[00:10] <+Fezch> Ballsack
[00:10] <~Corey> lslslslslslslsl
[00:10] <%lsl> k
[00:10] <~Corey> annika: chill out
14[00:11] <+Fezch> FUCKING
14[00:11] <+Fezch> WOMAN
14[00:11] <+Fezch> SLEEP
[00:11] <~Corey> ^
14[00:11] <+Fezch> THAT'S AN ORDER
[00:11] <+annika> i cant
[00:11] <~Corey> She may have other things to do.
14[00:11] <+Fezch> FUCKING FUCK
[00:11] <+annika> i slept for hours in the car
[00:11] <~Corey> But is lurking on irc at the same time.
[00:11] <%lsl> Join us in our manly discussion of squeezing balls
14[00:11] <+Fezch> LOLOL
[00:11] <~Corey> lol
[00:11] <~Corey> ye
14[00:11] <+Fezch> Fuck
[00:11] <+annika> corey, yea i do, im way busy, touching myslef over the convo
14[00:11] <+Fezch> If you guys could hear me
[00:11] <~Corey> k same
14[00:12] <+Fezch> I'm pissing myself laughing
[00:12] <+annika> im serious
14[00:12] <+Fezch> Camera?
[00:12] <~Corey> lol'd
[00:12] <~Corey> doit
14[00:12] <+Fezch> I know you has webcam
14[00:12] <+Fezch> I saw you buy it
[00:12] <%lsl> Link to pics
[00:12] <+annika> im not going on !
[00:12] <~Corey> i touch myself over my username to
14[00:12] <+Fezch> O.O
[00:12] <%lsl> Pics or it didn't happen
14[00:12] <+Fezch> Bro
15[00:12] * Corey is now known as porn
[00:12] <~porn> ye
14[00:13] <+Fezch> She has a 16mega pixel cam
[00:13] <+annika> lsl beleive me or dont. idc =]
[00:13] <%lsl> D:
[00:13] <~porn> annika: you never care
[00:13] <~porn> that
14[00:13] <+Fezch> Fuck
[00:13] <~porn> is
14[00:13] <+Fezch> Fuck
14[00:13] <+Fezch> Fuck
14[00:13] <+Fezch> Fuck
14[00:13] <+Fezch> Fuck
[00:13] <%lsl> I want to believe, help me
[00:13] <~porn> lsl
[00:13] <+annika> fez, i dont think it is, ill try like idk, prove its not and get them in trouble.
[00:13] <~porn> wait what
[00:13] <+annika> no lsl, i dont do that
[00:13] <~porn> touch yourself
[00:13] <~porn> you are
[00:13] <~porn> right?
[00:14] <%lsl> FUCK
[00:14] <~porn> but
15[00:14] * Fezch is now known as vagina
[00:14] <~porn> wait
[00:14] <+annika> i dont show that i do. mm i am
14[00:14] <+vagina> OLOL
[00:14] <~porn> vag
[00:14] <%lsl> I HAS CONFUSION
14[00:14] <+vagina> You like touching me
[00:14] <~porn> i lol'd
14[00:14] <+vagina> don't you
15[00:14] * porn is now known as finger
14[00:14] <+vagina> I like it when you touch me
15[00:14] * ~finger pokes vagina
[00:14] <+annika> i like touching ME not you
14[00:14] <+vagina> LOLOL
15[00:14] * ~finger slaps vagina around a bit with a large trout
14[00:14] <+vagina> I am your vagina
[00:14] <+annika> far out
[00:14] <%lsl> O:
[00:15] <~finger> :'D
[00:15] <+annika> nuh uh , you are still fez to me. im not talking to you like my vagina
15[00:15] * lsl is now known as rhino
[00:15] <%rhino> Etc
15[00:15] * finger is now known as Corey
15[00:15] * ~Corey bends over.
15[00:15] * %rhino charge
15[00:15] * vagina is now known as Fezch
[00:15] <~Corey> xD
[00:16] <~Corey> Holy shit this is epic.
15[00:16] * rhino is now known as lsl
14[00:16] <+Fezch> Ae
[00:16] <+annika> ja
14[00:16] <+Fezch> Fuck
14[00:16] <+Fezch> Mum wants me off
[00:16] <~Corey> annika: you're so quiet
14[00:16] <+Fezch> Fuck
[00:16] <+annika> mm i am
14[00:16] <+Fezch> FuckFuckFuck
14[00:16] <+Fezch> FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck
[00:16] <~Corey> that sucks
[00:16] <~Corey> copy pasta
14[00:16] <+Fezch> IDONWANNA
[00:16] <+annika> you are talking about manly stuff