I'd rather have slow internet than my internet, which is only works every other minute.

It took me 3 minutes to post this

More like, it took you three minutes to figure out where all of the keys are.

i wsh yu wre usging tis copmuter

In that case, it's not your internet which sucks, it's your computer.

Yeah its one of those macs from 2003 or something

Gratz, now you understand what wibbles are.

I wish you all the luck in the world!

I wish a random stranger with a shotgun knock your front door right now.

Just a stranger? Why not a hobo with a Shotgun aye?