1: Sausages are good. 'specially sizzlers. But YOU wouldn't fucking know. YOU'RE a bloody vegetarian! yes that i am, and i enjoy that=]
2: It was a fucking over-estimate!you mean exaggeration? did you estimate it was an actual tonne? As you said, no-one could eat a tonne of sausages. you just contradicted yourself almost
3: I was NOT fucking drunk!uh huh :] Anyway, I was censoring whose house it was, after all, this IS the fucking internet. oh you god boy, saving the family freinds. you have your fucking exact address on here, what are you saying ?!
4: I was at a party where I was the only person in my fucking age group. I had no friends that I could really chat with, ffff could have txted me quite easliy..! and I was out of fucking texts. at half past 12 you were not, could have then What the fuck would you do? write poetry, read a book, listen to music, go online make lists.. ect(OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FUCKING DRINK ALCOHOL.)and i like it that way =]
5: Again, I was at a party where I was the only person in my fucking age group. okay i apologise