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1: Sausages are good. 'specially sizzlers. But YOU wouldn't know. YOU'RE a vegetarian.
2: It was a over-estimate. As you said, no-one could eat a tonne of sausages.
3: I was NOT drunk. Anyway, I was censoring whose house it was, after all, this IS the internet.
4: I was at a party where I was the only person in my age group. I had no friends that I could really chat with, and I was out of texts. What would you do? (OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL.)
5: Again, I was at a party where I was the only person in my age group.
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And this is how I WANTED to say it:
1: Sausages are good. 'specially sizzlers. But YOU wouldn't fucking know. YOU'RE a bloody vegetarian!
2: It was a fucking over-estimate! As you said, no-one could eat a tonne of sausages.
3: I was NOT fucking drunk! Anyway, I was censoring whose house it was, after all, this IS the fucking internet.
4: I was at a party where I was the only person in my fucking age group. I had no friends that I could really chat with, and I was out of fucking texts. What the fuck would you do? (OH THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T FUCKING DRINK ALCOHOL.)
5: Again, I was at a party where I was the only person in my fucking age group.