I see you when you're sleeping, it sit in you when you bleed, I know if you've had sex before! aak

My name is typhon, or Typhuck.

I was raped at the young age of 30 by Wizard and Scourge.

I like to keep nudes of my favorite family members

and I cum on command.

#rememberfallu

Hey Parret, it's a random talking Tampon!!


My name is Ryan, better known as Typhon. I recently left my old fam Crooks.
I'll get into this in a bit. Anyway I've been around lurking at Parrot for a month or so.

Lets get into the nitty gritty of the app shallst we?

My clans? ahh yes my clans. Well lets go back to when I rejoined toribash, I was say.. brown belt or black belt, can't really remember that well as it was a while
ago, but I met someone named Swarmhawk and asked him to join YWC, so he introduced me to Cripplez. Skip ahead a week or so and I was invited to Yes We Cannabis.
So I was in the clan for a few weeks, became recruiter and was pretty content. but then the leader of YWC, Cripplez left the clan to Kano.. which lasted
for about one to two weeks and he left the clan to me. So I kept the clan alive for about 3-4 weeks, during this time I invited a few of my friends to join
the clan and help along side me. These people.. to name a few, were ChiefEian and 63n713. Chief and 63 became colead beside me. So then
after about a month or so, 63 and I ended up fighting, the clan was getting super inactive and people started leaving. So the chain began
and I left the clan to ChiefEian. Then I joined up along side my dear friend Cripplez in Carpe Noctem. That lasted a little while but during december to
about mid january I went inactive due to the fact my birthday and Christmas is close to eachother. When I came back CN was dead so I went to ONE
Which was the clan that ChiefEian made, well...

kindof it was namechanged from YWC to One. so I joined back and he made me colead to help him out.
after a few weeks.. the clan was dead again so I took my leave and applied to Crooks, and I spent roughly 2 hours on my app. It did it's job too!
Because a few days later I got invited to Crooks. This started alot of fun as Crooks and I started to well bond so to speak, and I became war master before Spcr left
Since then I ended up becoming even better friends with everyone in Crooks.. but then the drama started, first Spcr was kicked, or left I don't remember but
this sparked a chain reaction as most of if not everyone that was active left Crooks. So one thing led to another, triton ended up leaving and activity picked up
again. After this happened I became Council so I became.. along side the rest of the council, basically the leader when the leaders weren't around.
The council were given alot of power. So things became pretty calm for a while then in may I was talking to Reno, and we ended up leaving to make a clan some
of you may know called Thief. Well it started as Sea but after the first night Reno left. So I put Xaron88.. well now he's named Malfunction. but anyway
He was made leader to help me lead the clan as things were starting to take off. things were calm and we were having alot of fun as a clan, but then I had to
have surgery for my lip, as I have a bilateral cleft lip and palate. but that's beside the point. I took my leave from leader because I wasn't going to have enough time
to lead the clan. So when I came back from inactivity Thief was dead as a doornail so I went back to Crooks. Long story short I became Lmod of Crooks and got Council back
too! So after the course of about 3 months I've landed here because I feel as if I don't have a place in Crooks anymore and things didn't feel like they did before.

I would like to join Parrot because I'm friends with alot of parrets.
Granted one tried to bite my finger off.. that's not enough to make me lose faith in all parrots!! And did I mention Parrot is the superior bird?!?! I mean ya'll can talk
Ducks.. all they do is swim in circles for days. But seriously I've really always wanted to join Parrot but have never thought I was good enough
Which I guess could be a good or bad thing depending on which side of the spectrum you're on.
Anyway back on subject I've wanted to join because you guys are very very easy to get along with, quite funny too!

Who all do I know in Parrot.. Hmm

I do know Scourge, he's been my friend for a long long time. I think I met Scourge before I even joined Crooks!
He's been quite a good friend to me and I'm very happy I'm his friend tbh. I also know flallu, now I don't know him well but he's pretty fun to hang around with.
Same goes for Swepples, Bigbowl, Moop, Murcinary, DruggedPanda, and AssassinPro. I've also known Shizard for a while and he is also a great friend. We ended up hosting bets for a
while the other day! Fkin CAPBETS 10kDP!! Lmao



If you have any questions about me, or really anything. Feel free to ask! I'm always happy to talk