I think I would actually make it. Make it near the end before someone, on of teh careers shot me down, yeah.
This one time I was with my best friend, I was like, what, six? Random dog comes at us with murderous playful intent, and we were in her back lawn, which has all these pine trees (basically their families version of a fence), and I logically ditched her and hid behind a tree.
So even though I can't run, I'd grab something with just instinct, and run away. Then pass out. Pull a, whats her face, fox face, maneuver, and shteal everyone elses stuff.