look in the mirror and you'll find one :3 lol jkjk
A man walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of wine and sits down at a booth facing the bar. another man walks in with a big black beard, orders a cup of coffee and drinks it and is about to walk out, the bartender says "hey you going to pay for that?" the man says "tasmaineion war" and then walks out. another man with a big black beard walks in and does the same thing saying "tasmaineion war" so the man with the win gets an idea, he gets up walks over to the bar and orders a cup of coffee, drinks it all and is about to walk out, thebartender stops him and asks "hey you going to pay for that" the man says "tasmaineion war" and begins to walk out the bartender stops him saying " where is your beard?" the man looks at the bartender and pulls down his pants and says here it is