Once upon a time, there was a short Asian stallion who ate squirrels and said they were delicious. So he decided to continue on his journey to the MOOOOOOOOOOOON! And instantly started to fart. He liked bananas. He deskinned them and put them into 0rigami's anus and watched him as he shouted into the vacuum known as space. He looked out the magical butthole and saw his penis eaten by a magnificent caterpillar celebrating frost's anniversary in a rollercoaster. Later, with a sexy fillyfriend who is a stallion, disguised as Rihanna (who is Barack Obama's long lost sister) they had sexy taim with one Princess Celestia. KwlPwnz wrote fanfiction on his butt about twillight and Rainbow Dash playing