Hi Oracle

MORE DICK JOKES PLEASE

I dont know any dick jokes, I only know dead baby jokes.

how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

depends on how hard you throw them

but it only takes one dick because you can use it as an impromptu paint brush

I was gonna tell a dick joke but it was to long.

YOU STOLE THAT ONE FROM ME!

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.



What starts out on 4 legs, then on 2, then on 3?

A baby. First it crawls around on all fours, but cut off two of them and it'll hobble around on two, and if you give it a crutch it can waddle around on three.



What's worse than a dead baby?

A dead baby nailed to a tree.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

Ten dead babies nailed to a tree.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

The Holocaust.

So many dead baby jokes stolen from me..

and all the dead babies were supplied by YOUR MOTHER

nah wait that's just disturbing

still needs to be a mom joke in here though

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust