Midget, gnome. Same shit, different smell.

We should totally go for the fatass race, then everyone would be like 'what a useless, fat thief' and then we would be like 'RARARAR I STOLE UR SHIT' and everyone dies and we win.

Furry FTW!

Agile and cuddly, but when you rache them, they get evil

Determine how far away you are from the ground before you do anything rash.

If the ground is a LONG ways away, try to entice a large bird of some sort with the meat to get it to save you. While waiting for a bird, start blowing into that balloon frantically to use as a cushion just in case no birds are around.

If its a short distance away the fall shouldnt hurt THAT much :P

Use your pencil to draw a parachute. Float to the ground to safety.

Cut a piece of meat with the knife, write "parachute" on it with the pencil, and inflate the baloon. Hold the piece of meat in one hand, and use the baloon to get to the ground in safety.

Eat the meat ( cutting up with the knife, manners first ;P) then curl up in a ball, and wait for your fat (gained, from meat eating) to absorb the pain from the fall

Blow the balloon and hope you end up floating.

Im voting for a super-level 80-Bad guy.

like the main character!
:3

Near the end of the plot.

And also, LET THERE BE A FURRY SIDEKICK!

NAMED


FURRY?

OR HAROLD!

Why not just hold the balloon ope with 2 hands until it gets big and acts like a parachute?...And write "Gnomes Rule" on the side of the balloon to show your love for the Gnomish people