Actually I'm a guy and I had that same problem in 5th grade. Just take more time to aim before you fire, and you should be fine.





And there are a few women who can pee standing up. But they're creepy old ladies who practice a lot.

lol can u actually hold ur penis in ur hand? mayb thats y you can aim properly lol maby just use 2 fingers. if that doesnt work then just stick to sitting down like a lady

omg this is cooles thread ever... xDDD

I would never ever in my life post something like that in this forum.

I never had problems like this but maybe you try what the other said... aiming and stuff... and a doctor should help... or use a lockable toilet...

why am I writing serious tipps... this must be one big joke xD

YOU REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS.

o.o
This is kinda weird. If your penis is deformed, cut it off lawl 8D (jk)
Seriously, i'm with Fyerrblad, and i dont know what exactly we're discussing here xD

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I can't pee standing up You have penis right..?

Ok so what you do is put a scope, or laser pointer, maybe both on your penis and then you should be able to aim easier, and make it in the toilet.

Do you also have swelling in your pectorals?
If so, I have seen such a case before.

Not true.

Women can learn to pee while standing. It saves time, and looks kinda sexy.

Erm.

Nevermind.

Oh hey guys, just passing through. Wait...no penis? People need to lighten up to the idea of a joke thread. kthnxbai