woe woe woe.... TOAST? really? TOAST?

Toast is like burnt bread, it doesn't have that soft enjoyable quality which freshly made bread has, its almost like accelerated staling. Sure sometimes its golden brown, but with today's technology its almost impossible to get it to that level, its always either unevenly burnt of just completely black and inedible.... Why, why would i want stale bread?

Pretzels on the other hand are some manly bread, salted and battle hardened like the people that eat them.