None of these worked, NOTE: I have windows 7 and holding R while pressing start spams the search bar full of R's

at last chance try to find some help in the offical minecraft forums. because i think no one here can help u really..

kk....

that happens to some people including me with updated java(its a glitch btw)

try to put the minecraftsp.exe or minecraft.exe into the desktop and click once left on it and press enter all the time till it open,when it does it will work but it will open multi windows so u should close some and leave one.

You are the first one to made something pop up, it said, could not create java virtual machine.
Maybe some solutions now?

That happened to me.

Try using JavaRa,its a program that fix java issue's

when u download it(u can download it here)it must open a .zip file,open the one called "JavaRa.exe" then pick the language,Then do this :-
Additional Tasks>Check all>Go

after that it will say this :-

Finished searching.

when u press ok it will say this :-

Found and removed: SOFTWARE\Classes\CLSID\{DBC80044-A445-435b-BC74-9C25C1C588A9}

That means it got the error and deleted it,now u can run minecraft,if it didnt work i will give u other ways





Other step :-
Windows XP:-

make sure you are running the Java JDK (Java development Kit)

Open notepad and copy this:-

java -Xms650m -jar "CDocuments and Settings\Username\Desktop\minecraft.exe

U MUST EDIT THE "Username" TO UR COMPUTER USER NAME.example :-

java -Xms650m -jar "CDocuments and Settings\Dell-pc\Desktop\minecraft.exe


Save it as Minecraft.bat

Windows Vista/7:-

make sure you are running the Java JDK (Java development Kit)

Open notepad and copy this:-

java -Xms650m -jar "C:/Users/Username/desktop/minecraft.exe

U MUST EDIT THE "Username" TO UR COMPUTER USER NAME.example :-

java -Xms650m -jar "C:/Users/Dell-pc/desktop/minecraft.exe

Save it as
Minecraft.bat

I know what you should do, Go to Start (bottom left menu) Type in %Appdata%
Delete .Minecraft , Run minecraft. Should re download it all

Tyler he cant even run it he means about java problem not minecraft problem

You mean the user I am currently on I suppose?

yes the name of the computer user.