I'd wear that! Like the use of highlights, gives it a good metallic look, and rubbery on the tubes.
But please stop introducing yourself by setting us up for failure, we don't need to hear "it's messed up...i'm no texture artist...it's broken and I wanna fix it!" If any of those things were true, we'd tell you. Once you show us, what's done is done and excuses will just hold you back. (although obviously not much in your case, seeing as you made such booootiful faces!)