Yo dawg I would start buying tons of food if I were you.
Someone's bound to bring drugs or alcohol though.

Implying women aren't people.

no just saying that bcus some PEOPLE on the internets never met gurls <3 or something along thos lines

I understand, your just putting emphasis on the fact that the opposite sex is putting pressure on you to make it seem more urgent and seem cool on the internets right? Just messing with you man =P

I personally wouldn't have the party, but if it came down to it, I'd move all my shit into the garage and lock it, and keep most people in the front yard (depending on how big it was).

okey MrPoptart. <3

mine turned out pretty messy