thinkin that ya taylor made, well you aint met my drill bit
people like you think they're funny till i hit em with that real shit
my best spars hit ya kevlar, bet it still rip
all I need is a punch and a kick and ima kill shit
yeah, i find it funny how ya think you can spit
wont be laughin when i hit ya, kick ya, slap ya shit
spittin in my enemies face, they got that scared look
ya cant run, shang tsung, bitch ya soul be took
fuckin up the fighter that's in front of me
im what half of ya wanna be, hopefully
im on that other shit, tell your tori suck a dick
say what you want but remember who ya fuckin with

I'm drillin my jizzum into your mother's sphincter
a specter undressing yo little sister rippin rifts up
I fuck the space time continuum till Gaia hiccups!
Foolish tools be boorish never cool nor droll
Arseholes constantly being called hos for good reason
I'm bringin lyrical treason not tweakin, breathing slow
My meaning goes full force explode your crap palace from below
find a hidey hole cause there's no zone I don't patroll
A chemical mixin and sending rebel dribbling amazing visuals
kill a hillbyilly or two still stay smooth eternally
hurtin ladies internals zoom through reality I'm hurtling
catapult you through a hoop spit a fact or two never give a fuck who you be
I kill fiends yet somehow I stay peaceful among insane sheeple
oxymoron speakin dreamer unequaled, peace fool

i press pause when I brawl cause the game shits over
boy when i spit, ima maintain focus
im a mothafuckin cobra, spittin poison
take me to the top like king me, chosen
now sit, get ready for the lesson
like when i take your girlfriend for an undressin
im the fuckin mookiefish, better take cover
you're a little fucking dog, go fetch little rover
see, you're just my little apprentice, im the sensei, older
yeah, gonna knock my lines a couple degrees colder
let's see, you break hearts, that's fine
I break shoulders, with rhymes like mine, like boulders
go along and pack your paper lines into folders
check it, i got a swagger so sick it'll make a mothafucka throw up
i'll split ya wig when i hit you with that bull pup
yeah, but now you get the big picture though
my lines cut deep like when I fuck your ho
all in all, lessons learned and some tears shed
don't bite more than you can chew or you might end up
DEAD.

vodka leaves an imprint invisible to the simple sight
on sites indivisible under demigog I'm demi-fucked getting further
bamboo basket trap attacks crack toking rappers must be joking
I am not approachable I am not normal I am not one to joke about
fuck about and lights get snuffed lives get crushed regardless of the clout
it's a must it's a must cunt suck my gut hellish delivery from above
great sages equaling heaven such as monkey fear me I slip through
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY blood splattered everywhere washed away
cleverly cleaned with clorox bleach never seen again bloodlust unmatched
mister that musters gets punched up and crapped on fuck your gusto
Fuck your moxie, the rubble bubbles cos lava levels imbiciles
shit suckers fuck around, pummel buffoons back down so back down... you.
motherfucker remain untouchable wielding lyrical monster puke toxicity evaporates i remain fakely irate yadig?

;p

I'm fucking lyrically ludicrous with luscious lullabies
Kick your hillbilly ass, keep spittin those stupid lies
I'm a fucking black hole, suck you in and tear you to pieces
I'll crack your little buttercup face in, Reeses
Post-Apocalyptic cryptic monster from the ancient times
I'll beat you down with these better than classic punch lines
Call you Dole peaches, I'ma can your ass
I'm the boss, get in shape or your ass is grass
You're fucking bi-polar, give me your cell phone
I'll steal the lithium from it and inject that shit home
Let's speed this shit up like a fat kids heart
When he looks at the food in his grocery cart
That means I'm gonna talk more shit, if you didn't catch the lick
From the kick and my snare that will snap your dick
Turn you into a woman in an instant, laughing at your kid shit
Hang you by your new clit and throw in a snap kick
Take a drink of my elixir, MY lines will put you on WIC sir, err...
Take your rudimentary weak shit else where, while I grope your girlfriend while she plays with my hairrrrr ;)

You think you're high and mighty
with your head in the clouds
I'm gunna tell you this once
and I'm telling you now
I'm a legend, a champion, a descendant from the heavens
I rose through the ranks like the sun at rise
I'm the beginning and the end
I can see the fear behind your eyes
You're but a bad joke
Ants against the tide
My lyrics are genius
they have a mind of their own
They will take you apart
and enslave your soul
I cannot be stopped, I cannot be killed
I'm the continuous motion of the universe
My intricate lines and exquisite rhymes
From my beautiful mind has you immersed

Killed it

Haven't felt like replying, just forced myself to write something in 5 mins cos bored and my mates aren't around to jam with, but hey dems the breaks been cut

killed it with internet dick slip roofalin into floosie drink
mix it in to avoid exposin sediment
inserting stiff finger tip into anuses
passing messages through stinky passages

you couldn't touch me if you were an angel
just for revenge I touched up Buffy
to the rhythym of tenacious d I fluffed her roughly
Gabriel's right hand ain't got shit on me, dodged easy breezy
friend of the devil placing misery gleefuly breathin heat
reign fire onto lame folk with malevolent look
maliscious rook took the king then mated with your queen
I spritz my semen and you breath it in like febreeze
rogue roamin the globe on the table top
dex heavy stat set up fuck you up
loot your corpse and dominate-rape your dog
fly above toribots drop poop globules upon dudes
heavy apocalypse impending
repentence does not slow the doom
regret that you messed with dr zeus
gonz pee on your babies' faces freely
Bond wishes he could be me but he can't so he requests time and time again to beat me off to response of a scoff words wind to reply through time to a mind "my dick is too holy James; I'm daily smoking on the Anti-christ's long raped kief remains ashing on brains, get it yet mayne?"
PAAAIN :o:o:o

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EDIT: Oh and hatter, I killed the versed you quoted with my response to al ;p.

This is the best thread ever

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you guys,
will you ever stop with all that bullshit and lies?
aint got nothing on me, call me Lord MC,
'cause I'm spitting hot fire and you can't end this spree

do you really think those lame rhymes are intimidating?
extend that abs, I don't wanna see another weakling.
don't bother fighting me, you know what they have said,
I am the king, you might as well just close this thread.

stupid raps and beats you have there, I can't stand them,
now let me teach you, trust me, just look at my fandom.
but enough of this, I wanna see your grooves,
so quit messing around, and sho' me your moves!

I don't care about your money, I don't care about your belt,
'cause you can't even touch me, I'mma make your brain melt.
this is the real deal, let me seal this with steel,
go get your Happy Meal, 'cause this is not a drill!

Alright now,
dark ink stainin in the sky, rain clouds reign
dusted in rust brush it off jump up the clusterfuck
shout loud hit the mark with no feint
bitches go faint when the gaze pass their way
just a taste of days to come praise be

I got mad acid at the ready merry spitmass bitches
happy to deliver death to ya never miss be my witness
witless soon to be dead heads land on my hitlist
with a lyrical flip rapper make a banana split mold
be a fan of the real deal or feel the cold steel
I'll be boppin blasts to club thunderclaps in bahamas soon
be a loon you crusty blubbery buffoons get in the rowdy room

get in here so I can insult you no fear no fear
just admit it, however unfortunate,
you're really sweaty got a pot belly
got hot rhymes daily my pot hot and smelly