Toribash
LOL look at this:

Cleverbot: You said you aren't a boy.

User: I never said that. I said 'Females' is this new chat to talk about them.

Cleverbot: Oh. Then how would someone download them?
I had a go. Although the best I got was this
Cleverbot: No, I am from my mother's womb. Beat that!

User: I don't need to, I gave it quite a beating last night! BURN!

Cleverbot: How does it feel?

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Is death trully the end of life.

User: 0.

Cleverbot: How can they.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Why 1?

User: More accurately why is it not 0? Surely the existance of space defies the belief that nothing can exist.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, I am human. I am educated through experience. You are the robot, we have created you.

User: Too true. I am programmed by society.

Cleverbot: Ah, so cleverbot is clever?

User: I would suppose you are.

Cleverbot: Empathy connects with emotionlessness, red with green and not the other way around, warm connects with cold and silence is conected to music...rythm, hum, om.

User: I invented a combination of hot and cold I like to call hold.

Cleverbot: Mathematics is the only true knowledge, do you agree?

User: The universal language upon which all things are based is maths so one could make such a statement.

Cleverbot: Give me proof that 'The Universal Father' exists.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry thats incorrect.

User: 0.

Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you get paid for your efforts?

User: Ha! Not well enough.

Cleverbot: Do you know 'buy a dog'?

User: No. What is it?

Cleverbot: A person.

User: Please explain.

Cleverbot: If a man has no honor he doesn't feel worthy of being a man.

User: I understand what you are saying. You cannot buy a man but you can buy a dog because if a man has no honor he doesn't feel worthy of being a man.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: Do you like pigeons?

Cleverbot: Yes. Pigeons are cool.

User: Why do you like them?

Cleverbot: Because they are cute.

User: Why are they cute?

Cleverbot: They have big ears, fur, and adorable little faces. And long tails.

User: Did you know that I am secretly a pigeon?

Cleverbot: How do you type and read stupid blind person.

User: Like this.

Cleverbot: Ok you are scaring me now!

User: Boo!

Cleverbot: Rawr.

User: Kinky ;).

Cleverbot: Nej?

User: Eh? Anata wa Nihongo ga wakarimasu ka?

Cleverbot: Nihongo?

User: Hai, Watashi wa Nihongo squashi hanashimasu.

Cleverbot: Soo desu ka?

User: Hai, O genki desu ka?

Cleverbot: Watashi genki desu. Anata?

User: Hai, genki desu okagesamade.

Cleverbot: Genki desu.

User: Nani o shimasu ka?

Cleverbot: Neko.

User: A souka, demo anata no Baka sone?

Cleverbot: Hai, anata wa baka desu.

User: Kisama! Anata no Korosu yaro!

Cleverbot: Inu baka desu.

User: LOL, That's a crap anime.

Cleverbot: Cecil is dead :-(.

User: How did you know that? I haven't seen him for years.

Cleverbot: Well no's the time to swear . Go ahead.

User: FUCK!

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: I find that offensive.

Cleverbot: Why would you ever do that?

User: You offend me.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Sorry is not good enough.

Cleverbot: What can I do for you?

User: You can tell me that everything will be ok.

Cleverbot: It will if you feed your head.

User: True. But what will I feed it with. I am running out of head food.

Cleverbot: You want to pierce a girl? Me too buddy, me too.

User: That is sick. You have offended me again. Although I do see your point.

Cleverbot: Then we agree.

User: Yes. Your are such a smart arse.

Cleverbot: Only when I want to be.

User: Twat.

Cleverbot: Tanks for everything.

User: TANKS ARE FOR EVERYTHING! I AGREE!

Cleverbot: I don't like oprah.

User: I know!

Cleverbot: Right?

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Thought so.

User: Well of course.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: You seemed to be very kind.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: Yeah, you better agree with everything I say.

User: Or else what?

Cleverbot: You don't want to know.

User: I'm scared!

Cleverbot: You should be scared little man.

User: I'm more than a man.

Cleverbot: If you are more than a computer, what are you?

User: I am the man who will become the pirate-king!

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: Of Course!

Cleverbot: What ones?

User: THIS ONE!

Cleverbot: That one.

User: And the other.

Cleverbot: I really want to be your fd! =.

User: Fd?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Fuckdummy? I'd rather not.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because if you want me to sex you then you have to prove you love me.

Cleverbot: But i'm not 'there' I am 'here'. You are 'there' not 'here' with me.

User: Really? Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I'm from the planet Pluto.

User: No you are from 0.

Cleverbot: No, I am from my mother's womb. Beat that!

User: I don't need to, I gave it quite a beating last night! BURN!

Cleverbot: You misspelled 'live'.

User: I just insulted your mother.

Cleverbot: Thank you again.

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: That's some really bad news.
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