I forgot about this I'm actually planning on doing this today. Then I saw this. And cummed. Also murm I can post it for him, I'll put "MADE BY SPACEDLLAMA" In size 7 bold redunderlined at the top
Tuneup utilities is pretty good too. Does all of those things other than viruses and i have malwarebytes already which is awesome too.
Tuneup utilities + Malwarebytes = Very good computer
Edit: Ninja'd by murm.