I was at fencing practice, and I had forgotten my knickers (fencing pants). I had to borrow from the kids bin. I'm about 5'4", so their biggest size barely fit me. I was fencing an epic bout, and I decided to squat. As I did, there was a loud rip. Everyone turned their heads towards me. I proceeded to go straight to the bathroom, and I saw a rip almost a foot long. :P