but I have so much crap on my computer that it just lags out whenever Tori gets too close to Uke.
That happens to everyone.It's a bug with the physics engine or something like that. My friend has something nuts like 4 super-duper-new graphics cards to run Crysis on very high, and it still lags when two toribashians clutter up.
On topic:
GREAT job with this! A few bugs here and there, but overall it's great.