-Catches all the fruit's bits and pieces in my mouth as they fall from the sky-
THIS IS HOW I RELEASE MY ANGER.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
...
-Whips out a pocket mirror and stares at my messed up hair, falls to my knees dramatically, raises head to the sky, and cries-
WHY. WHY ME.
-Falls over to the ground in rage and passes out-