The power cable is clearly not plugged in. Ursolic acid batteries need to be fully charged before first use, and after that need to cycle a few times to reach maximum capacity. If it's not charging or booting even while plugged in, then it may be you aren't getting enough amps.
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I hope you clean out that vga and those USB's well afterwards, don't want no shorts :x
<Faint> the rules have been stated quite clearly 3 times now from high staff
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[23:24:29] <AndChat|700625> You know the one with 3 heads
[23:24:39] <~Lightningkid> just like my dick
[11:35:40] <box> Hampa suck
[11:36:21] <hampa> not the first to tell me that today