OK, last post is a week old, I'm making a new post...
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[00:33:05] * Spaz sneaks up behind lancer_c and sets up the cardboard replica of mosier, taps lance on the shoulder and hides.
[00:33:21] * lancer_c Turns around quickly.
[00:33:26] <lancer_c> STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME MOSIER!
[00:33:48] * lancer_c punches the cutout though the chest.
[00:33:51] * Mosier taps lancer in the back and puts a cardboard rick astley behind lancer
[00:34:10] * lancer_c Turns around quickly.
[00:34:16] * Spaz snickers.
[00:34:24] <lancer_c> I SAID TO STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME LIKE THAT MO..
[00:34:30] <lancer_c> LOL YOU GOT ME RICK
[00:34:39] * Spaz cracks up
[00:34:41] <Spaz> hahahahaha
[00:34:42] * lancer_c punches the cutout through the chest.
[00:34:56] * Mosier gets a milkshake
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[21:42:42] <lancer_c> my dog is staring at me
[21:42:46] <lancer_c> 1.) ignore it
[21:42:50] <Spaz> so am I
[21:42:51] <lancer_c> 2.) give it pizza
[21:42:59] <lancer_c> 3.) make funny noises at it
[21:43:30] <lancer_c> waiting
[21:43:43] <lancer_c> its doing tricks
[21:43:46] <lancer_c> waiting for your answer
[21:43:48] <Spaz> 1, dog grows impatient and kills you for being insolent
[21:44:02] <lancer_c> pick one
[21:44:05] <lancer_c> its crying
[21:44:16] <Spaz> 3, you insult it, it kills you.
[21:44:29] <Spaz> 2, it is satisfied with your offering.
[21:44:34] <Spaz> You may live another day
[21:44:42] <lancer_c> I took option 2
[21:44:47] <lancer_c> it is staring again
[21:44:57] <Spaz> your options?
[21:45:00] <Spaz> same, differnt?
[21:45:05] <lancer_c> same
[21:45:12] <lancer_c> ohshi
[21:45:14] <lancer_c> the other dog came
[21:45:18] <lancer_c> now they are both staring
[21:45:51] <Spaz> [note: Lancer is now screwed.]
[21:46:01] <lancer_c> one is growling
[21:46:04] <lancer_c> it rawred
[21:46:08] <Spaz> attempt to appease it.
[21:46:11] <Spaz> with an offering
[21:46:27] <Spaz> toss any pizza or infants you may be carrying at its feet
[21:46:27] <lancer_c> I am, but their hunger does not cease
[21:46:48] <Spaz> Do you have any higher level food stuffs?
[21:47:04] <lancer_c> its from pizza hut
[21:47:13] <Spaz> hm, level seven
[21:47:18] <lancer_c> its about the highest level of food they want
[21:47:26] <lancer_c> the cheese from it
[21:48:05] <lancer_c> if i was drinking milk I would really be screwed
[21:48:33] <Spaz> attempt an exotic dance, however, do not bare anymore flesh than you normally do, the flesh of the humans is repulsive in nature, and they may kill you
[21:49:33] <Spaz> [Note: Unless it is that of an infant, then they will kill and consume it, for it is a delicacy until it is aged.]
[21:50:26] <Spaz> How goes your ritual?
[21:51:03] <Spaz> Do not let it surpass five minutes, as they may suspect you are up to something, and kill you.
[21:51:05] <lancer_c> they are unasumed
[21:51:20] <lancer_c> they keep requesting more pizza
[21:51:31] <Spaz> are you denying them?
[21:51:36] <lancer_c> no
[21:51:39] <lancer_c> I keep supplying them
[21:51:41] <Spaz> Wise.
[21:52:02] <lancer_c> yay!
[21:52:13] <Spaz> Have they moved on?
[21:52:26] <lancer_c> I took the crust part of one of the pizzas that was already mostly eaten
[21:52:31] <lancer_c> and put it infront of one
[21:52:34] <lancer_c> it stared at it
[21:52:37] <lancer_c> grabed it
[21:52:39] <lancer_c> turned around
[21:52:41] <lancer_c> and walked off
[21:52:45] <lancer_c> the other one followed
[21:53:03] <Spaz> *Final Fantasy Victory music*
[21:53:10] <Spaz> You leveled up!
[21:53:16] <lancer_c> \o/
[21:53:20] <Spaz> o/
[21:53:32] * Spaz divides.
[21:53:36] <Spaz> \o
[21:53:46] <Spaz> o/*\o/*\o
[21:53:51] * Spaz reforms
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[01:05:37] <pyreon> god this is long
[01:05:37] <pyreon> lol
[01:05:38] <pyreon> but it's pretty much exactly what i wanted
[01:05:52] <Spaz> thats what she said
[01:06:06] <pyreon> that was good >.>
[01:06:18] <Spaz> I do what I can. ^_^
[01:06:21] <lancer_c> wow
Last edited by Spaztic_One; Sep 27, 2008 at 07:08 AM.