Originally Posted by victortb
my brother fractured his foot playing with my other brother, who was a toddler at the time
Bro lost to a baby lmao
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Originally Posted by Glimpsed
I ate a pistachio so wrong that i stabbed the shit out of the roof of my mouth, which was bleeding heavily for hours. I went to the NHS hospital, where they just put gauze in my mouth and told me to wait. I waited for so long that I fell asleep for about 2 hours in the waiting room, and woke up to find that there still wasn't anyone to save me from this fate. I was a little lightheaded, but I just left at that point since it was 1am.
Sorry to hear about that king, definitely the most ridiculous injury on here
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Originally Posted by Life
While playing soccer with my friends at school I attempted a powerful kick but my supporting foot slipped, causing me to lose my balance and land hard on my tailbone. The impact resulted in a coccyx fracture and I couldn't sit for 2 years without pain
You've never played soccer or gave any effort into booting the shit out of a ball if you've never lost the ground foot and ate shit xd
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I punctured a hole in my right ear drum because I forgot I had a q-tip there when I was laying in bed. It didn't hurt that bad, but it did take two weeks to fully recover and I was scared that I might never fully recover my hearing on my right ear. Thankfully, it fully recovered 
