My hamster climbed its cage top like monkey bars, before i played football with it

My female dog would rub her ass on the lawn by putting her back legs up and pushing herself with her hands. Now I'm not sure if it was in an Erotic way or.... She really needed to scratch. xD

my rabbit growls at me when i walk into its cage

I had a dog that was bewildered by her own farts. She would pass gas, look at you like, "what was that!?!?", then sniff her butt and run away.

<3 Angel
R.I.P.

Cat barfed and my dog came over and ate it

my pet dolphin can now tell jokes about shadey's small penis. pretty damn funny

My pet DrSHARK can tell jokes about his pet dolphin telling jokes about Shadey's small penis.
Also Shadey has a small penis.

my little kitten caught a mouse, and when I looked at it more closely it was humping the shit out of it.

when my cat jumped to scratch my sister's butt this was too funny

Back in the ol' days where we had a cat (pre-2000), that fatass trampled my keyboard (don't all cats do this?) and found an invincibility cheat for the game i was playing. It still amuses me today. :U