Inferior ? Only if I wouldn't spoil cannon you with this.

I'm older than you, you've got the yield for me, man. I win.

Nono, age here is calculated in um...TURTLE YEARS !
Thus I am actually 20 !

Age in Norway is calculated in Romanian years, I'm actually a vampire and over nine thousand years old.

Vlad isn't a vampire, you should know that by now! HE SAID IT HIMSELF!

He has said it countless times! He is definitely not a vampire!
Also, I'm older than both of you and thus I say that Harald Blхtand wins.

I'm getting somewhere.

I was expecting lesbian porn in the bookmarks.

Sop.