Happy Valentine's day everyone!
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I also have some forever alone jokes for you guys.
1. Valentine's day already? Oh carp I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
2. Person 1: hey Pedro do you have a date for Valentine's this year?
Pedro: yeah... February 14th..
3. Person 1: I'm so forever alone.
Person 2: no you're like the opposite of that.
Person 1: Never Together... FML