I just avoid all narrow pathways and bushes :v
*Whoops no, pretty sure there's a Teemo shit there"
"Nope"
"Uh-uh"
"Pretty risky"
"Might be a shroom there"
End result: I let our tank go first and I just tail him :3

smite ignite malz new meta

burn for days, push for days(the gromp/krug buff makes taking towers just a tiny bit easier)

13 minute inhib

you can't carry a team to victory if they can't get kills.
I got my first Legendary with Riven.

you can if you build right

don't get zeke's herald/essence reaver/any attack speed items on riven

she's a manaless adcaster, essence reaver is a terrible item on her and zekes is just bad in general

Go for hydra/cleaver/last whisper/youmuus/bloodthirster/guardian angel

Your build held you back, check out this riven guide so you can carry 1v9
http://www.lolking.net/guides/294971

I'm in so much pain looking at what you built on my favorite champ :<

1st off I do not play riven and know those items are :O

2nd. My teemo ALWAYS beats riven top lane.

3rd. I do not use shrooms in obv places to ensure they are always stepped on. sometimes the tanks miss the shroom from the placements to where the squishies who follow hit. xD

Teemo < Riven

IF you can use her right.
Teemo sucks and takes no skillerino.

New computer came in, time to suck copious amounts of dick while I adjust to the new mouse dpi and keyboard \o/

BuZe, reality is in order to be great at any champion it takes skill. you cannot just pick a champion and say it takes 0 skill to do good with it.