Character 1: Sue Nami
Character 2: Mon Soon
Character 3: Buttpoot
Character 4: Food


Once upon a time in a little village there lived Food. Food was eating Buttpoot, his pet cheeseburger, when suddenly Mon Soon attacked the village! Mon Soon was a big jerk. He peed really hard on the village and it flooded. Sue Nami, his wife, came and barfed. Then they laughed evilly. Dumb things happened afterwords.

Food quickly dropped Buttpoot (who was still alive and unhappy that he was not eaten) and raced to kill the pee and barf. With his face. Buttpoot was alarmed at this, and screemed with his lettuce insides (which are his intestines) "NO DUN DOO IT MANG U WILL DAIII OHMAHGAWSH"

Food ate him.

Buttpoot was happy hiding inside Food and ordered him to go punch things.

Food punched some guy's face. The guy said thank you, I always wanted to have my face punched, for you see, I suffer from a horrible disease that makes my face itch unless it is punched by some random guy. He then gave - oh, or kicked - Food a shoelace and told him "Go forth and vanquish the Monsters with this holy weapon. GOooOOOoooOOoo!". Food took the shoelace in his ear and went to see Mon Soon.

"I WEEL KEEL YOO CUZ U BADDD" said Food.

Inside his tummy, his buttcheek and his Buttpoot screamed too

"WE KEEL YOO TOO. CUZ U BAD."

Mon Soon ROAARRRRRRED! It was really scary. He says

"Ok"

Then he died.

This was because Food had stabbed him with a shoelace.


THE END

Also Sue Nami died.