Lolol.
Try keep it all in one post.
Instead of having a tonne of one worded posts, try having it adding on to each other.
eg:
Post#1: Fezch
Post#2: Fezch Faps
Post#3 Fezch Faps Often.
That way you can keep up with the story easier.
"Sex is like a velociraptor: Despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, it is unlikely to be found in your house." ~XKCD