Originally Posted by
loje
Do you own a cat?
When I'm within 5 meters of a cat I start sneezing like a little bitch, I'm very strongly allergic against cats. I dare say, if it were to scratch me, my stomach would explode, my bladder would be filled with cat disvolved in piss, which would unvoluntiarily retreat my body in less than 10 seconds. On top of that, if a cat looks at me, my eyes start to get really itchy, and if it stares at me too long my eyes will pop out.
Oh yeah, I have 12 cats.