Originally Posted by Nikelaos

....etc..
I'm gonna personally FAIL you're application before even waiting for the replays seeing as you already don't meet one of our 3 simple requirements

these requirements being:

• be skilled at relaxed wushu fighting
• be stylish/unique
• maintain at least the minimal standards of intelligence

Originally Posted by ace14

well actually ya i know im kinda stupid for not knowing this but i dont know how to post replays

Originally Posted by Sahee

First of all, read our rules.

Once you have read, understood, accepted and memorized them, you will be questioned by our board of sexy examiners.
At the end of the test, which may be either written or oral depending on our needs, you will be released a certificate of fitness that you'll have to sign in blood on a full moon night. (Knives and pins for the signature will be provided by us.)

Wanna know how to access the exam? Nothing easier:
Just post (in this thread) a motivational letter, addressed to us, including:
- Your personal data
- Your bank data
- Your latest IQ result
- Your tb data
- At least 3 replays*
- your achievements (sp, mp, art)

Then wait for our answer:
Within a week, you must have collected at least 3 seals of approval coming from 3 different RAllians without even a seal of denial (with a valid justification). If you don't get them, you are not in, try again later, in 1 year maybe.
If you get the seals, it means that the crew likes you. You can wear the tag and consider yourself a member of RelaxAll.
The few weeks after you put the tag on, we'll be watching you, any violation of the rules will lead to an insta-kick. During this period, try to meet us online, so that we can know each other and have some affairs.

*Replays we are interested in:
We mainly are a wushu clan, so if you wanna blow our mind with some mp stuff post wushu/lenshu/ninjutsu or anything no grab/long turnframes/high ed.
If you are extremely good at mods like aikido, tk, kb but suck cocks at wushu, you will be considered only if you are willing to learn it.

Art skills will be considered, so post your artworks.
Status counts, not so much, but still.
Belts do not count, skills do.
I'll personally check your previous posts/clans/bans.

Remember that joining RA won't be easy, unless we already know and trust you.

Okk, And if u think all this is really boring and too complicated. Send 420,000 tc to everyone one of our members. And Youll be put on the roster right away.
Have a good day.

BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT MAKING A SHIT POST HERE. CONSIDER THAT UNLESS YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE ABOUT, YOU HAVE A 0% CHANCE OF GETTING INTO THIS CLAN> FALIURE TO READ AND UNDERSTAND WILL RESULT IN FLAME AND THE EDITING OF YOUR SUBSEQUENT POSTS TO MAKE YOU LOOK EVEN STUPIDER.

Originally Posted by hxcbbqimo

RedDevil. I think you should re-read my post. I asked a question because they said they were discussing inviting me and that I shouldn't make an application while others insisted I post one. That's why I asked which one so the group as a whole can decide what I should do.

P.S. I would reccomend less trolling if you don't know what your talking about. KKTHX

~Hax