Cover your face in dirt so you appear manly, even though you are not.

how can a tornado not be manly?!?

If it crashed through a food coloring plant and only hit the pink containers. Then proceeds to go through a glitter factory and then a cupcake shop. The pink tornado will rain down glitter and cupcakes.

That seems pretty manly to me. Does it leave a trail of rainbows and stardust too?

Yes. It does. Here's me with a hooters girl.

I'm on the left (long hair)

Nice, do you still have long hair?

Nah just shaved it off

She's aight. I could do better, but that's because I'm me. I like your face.

Grohenbird 2014.

Omfg lol... I like your skin grohenburd