Soul, it's understandable. As I said in-game (although you had left by then), if a game can stop your chronic porno surfing, it's a good game.

This game stopped it for a full goddamn week. I only realized it when I got blue balls :s

I haven't touched the stuffed since I started playing. It must be a gift from God
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I'm gonna play now.

Find grassland and live alone, that's what makes me happy in this game. I don't live alone, I live with my family of friendly animals..

Alan, would you fancy playing with me?
Be nice to have someone to play with (ewww) and make a nice house and have inbred babies

There is a reason why I lived alone. I murdered everyone else.

We murder people together? xD
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I gets fishys And cook em

I used their flesh as dinner, I wouldn't kill my friends.

So, will you play with me?

I don't play with my food, sorry.

xD You would have to find me to turn me into your food xD Which would be hard since I tend to like.. Hide.. Coz I'ma wimp