godly poem

Better than what I can make, invite him into the clan.

It's gonna be a no, Skill. Just didn't have the required sass, but you're a good lad all the same. There are many fish in the sea, and I think it's better if we just stay friends.

Universe, you acquired your own clan, so we shall become adversaries from now until the end.
But, man, you gotta reform that third rule of yours.
"3. Be ingame atleast once or twice a weak (at minimum)"
Firstly, spell check. Secondly, the whole sentence gives off an aura that encourages mutiny. You gotta be firm and clear; it's either once or twice, not both. Very low-tier persuasion.
Just say "Be in-game at least once a week." Straight forward, very comprehensible, no wiggle room.
Adding "or twice" shows lack of confidence in the order, and will have your followers trying to bend rules in the future.
"At minimum" looks added to give explanation to a sentence that is already clear in meaning. It also doesn't make any sense, considering "at least" is already in the sentence.
Stand fast, boychik, and give your minions proper leadership.

Bring me Moop's cock, now!

The cock-hunger is a tad over the top as well.

cock hunger is a very common disease in women of all ages over 16.

this was a psa by Stone.

git outta hee stone

watchu doin

nice dude

personally, i on my boy's third eye deep into the night, every night
we've been ing as long as i can remember and we have a special bond
we know eachother's preferences, like how deep, how fast and whatnot

i hope you guys can come to a point in your relationship where it's all muscle memory, too